⸻ 🏨 “Straight People Are Weird” Retro Motel Keychain

The keychain that says what we’re all thinking—but with vintage flair.

This classic motel-style tag in deep red reads “STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE WEIRD” in crisp white lettering, perfect for:

🔑 House keys

🔑 Dungeon keys

🔑 Emotional baggage

🔑 Or that drawer of mysterious batteries

Whether you’re queer, chaotic, or just collecting strange little trinkets that make heteronormativity cry, this is the camp-core accessory for your bag, keys, or queer altar.

✨ Glossy finish

✨ Lightweight acrylic

✨ Heavy on the gay

The keychains are hand-stamped, each one is a little different.

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Says GET BULLISH on the back in small type

A Get Bullish exclusive